The Ancient Rhime of Sparticus

The Ancient Rhime of Sparticus is a spoof game based on The Rhime of the Ancient mariner, The Odyssey, The hero's Journey and most other things in the Universe.

It is in the form of a poem and all art was done by my close friend and confidante, Dall-E.

The rhime came to be as an entry to the 500-word Neo Twiny Jam competition. There are eight possible endings - some end in pain, some in humiliation, or even death, while others culminate in immortality, or true love.

The game is still in Beta, so any and all comments are most welcome.

Choose wisely.

All care was taken to not offend any modern humans, but if you do feel offended, please report it to me so that I can talk to Sparticus about it.